~Wilma's Whisperings~

I know a lot of you have seen this on your computer, but our talented Social Club President, Lulu Steiger (a former reporter) has added some things.

Why did the chicken cross the road???

Dr. Phil: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on THIS side of the road before it goes after the problem on the OTHER SIDE of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his CURRENT problems before adding NEW problems.

Oprah: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

George W. Bush: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Gates: I have just released eChicken2005, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&^(C/… reboot.

Martha Stewart: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

Colonel Sanders: Did I miss one?


I enjoyed her comments on some of our neighbors and thought you might enjoy them too.


Ed Henderson: It’s a puzzle and I think that a few pieces are missing.

Lulu Steiger: Well, the chicken went across the road to return something, of course.

Marion Bushard: I really don’t know but I think that it probably wanted to get to the other side.

Bob Waugh: That’s some smart chicken to pinpoint its destination and then to get there on its own. We could take lessons from that chicken. I think I will.

Wilma Tringali: All the very best chickens live on the other side of the road so if you were a chicken, where would you go?

Chuck Clark: The chicken went across the road to buy a little chain for its little neck. I happen to have just the right number.

Marie Capitola: Oh, for heaven’s sake, why cause trouble? Who cares where the chicken went?

Virginia Thoman: The chicken gods told the chicken that it would be happier on the other side of that long winding road.

Pat Allen: I’ll tell you when I get back.

Jake Thoman: The chicken went across the road to find a good computer game; obviously there were none available on the side of the road where the chicken was at the beginning, possibly.

Alice Green: Why don’t you just ask the chicken?

Christine Stensig: That chicken better get there by the tenth or it’s out of luck.

Wilma Sendler: They don’t cross roads in Germany.

Karen Jones: It’s possible that the chicken did not cross the road. Did you ever think of that?

Becky Griffey: Please don’t send that chicken back here. We have enough going on.

Joe Andersen: What chicken? Which road? Where was the chicken going? Where was security? What is everybody doing around here and why wasn’t I notified?

Shirley Andersen: The chicken went across the road for the good of the Park, to make us all happy and one big family. Oh, I do love chickens!

Wilma Tringali